Your Fast Five!

1. Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. A 4-legged whale walks out of an ocean. No, I don’t know why. Maybe he was looking for the chicken? Trust me, when I read the headline, I had to make sure I wasn’t reading The Onion. But, nope, right there in black and white: “Forty-three million years ago, the fearsome four-legged whale stalked prey both underwater and on land.” They’ve named it Phiomic…