Now hiring: A mother’s helper. Looki n g for someone to unwrap caramels for recipes. And to dispose of all the little wrappers that cling to your fingertips, by way of either static electricity or melted caramel. Duties include, but not limited to, dusting, cleaning window tracks and screens of caked dirt, squeezing your hand down into the garbage disposal to clear ice pop sleeve tops, popcor...
